My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

तो रस्ता मला पाहून आज हसला
म्हणाला प्रेमात बिचारा फ़सला
हो ती हवा आजही तिथेच होती
नेहमी तुझे केस विसकटणारी

तो गाडयाचां गलकाही तिथे होता
रोज तुझ्या माझ्या वादंवर हसणारा
त्या वळणाने मला आवाज दिला खरा
पण आज मी मागे वळून पाहीलच नाही

रोज माझ्यावर हजार नजरा खिळत होत्या
आज कोणी माझ्याकडे पाहीलच नाही
आज किमंत कळाली तुझ्या सोबतीची मला
आज सारखं चुकल्या सारखं वाटत होत

पावले चालत होती पण वाट संपेनाच माझी
आज एक युदध हरल्या सारख वाटत होत
आज सगळ्याच्या मनात प्रश्न होता एकच
रोज दोघं असतात पण आज हा एकच

उत्तर होत जरी एकटाच असलो तरी
तुझ्या आठवणी आहेत माझ्या सोबतीला
पण खरचं कुठेतरी चद्रांचीही गरज
असतेच ना सागराच्या भरती आहोटीला...

# Sign on a railway station at Patna :

Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :

We need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

# THE BEST ONE:

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."

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