Winners of a slogan contest organized by a leading newspaper:

# Sign on a railway station at Patna :

Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :

We need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

# THE BEST ONE:

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."