THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

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THE NEW VERSIONS.....

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free .................
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free .................
Don't worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free .................
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free .................
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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