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 12:00 | 21/Nov/2007
Love and Maths
( when maths teacher writes love letter )My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.  Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at... more...
 17:01 | 14/Nov/2007
आज...तो रस्ता मला पाहून आज हसलाम्हण ;ाला प्रेमात बिचारा फ़सलाह... more...
 16:25 | 14/Nov/2007
Winners of a slogan contest organized by a leading newspaper:# Sign on a railway station at Patna :Aana free, jaana free,Pakde gaye to khana free.# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay : Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother!# Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relativeMore the success, more the relatives. #... more...
 11:05 | 30/Oct/2007
If you loves someone....
THE ORIGINAL QUOTEIf you love someone,Set her free...If she comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, she never was....**********THE NEW VERSIONS.....**********Pessimist:If you love someone,Set her free .................If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, as expected, she never was**********Optimist:If you love someone,Set her free ..... more...
 16:55 | 17/Oct/2007
काय म्...
काय म्हणता काळ बदललापूर ;्वीचा काळ सुखाचाआत ;ा नाही कोण कुणाé... more...
 16:28 | 17/Oct/2007
TAX Structure in INDIA
1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!  2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!  3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. ... more...
 14:13 | 27/Sep/2007
If Bill Gates Start Making Films In Boll...
NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS   1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai3. Aao Chat Kare4. Programmer No.15. Mera Naam Developer6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal9. Tera Code Chal Gaya10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega11. Network Ke Us Paar12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi13. Jish Des... more...
 11:52 | 14/Sep/2007
The ABCL Corporation Ltd.
ANAND  jab  BOMBAY TO GOA  gaya  to  DON  ban  gaya. Uske  raaste  ke  pathar  KABHI KABHI  uski  MILLI  ke  KASME VAADE  ki  tarah  ABHIMAAN  paida  kar  oose  PARWANA  ban  NE  par  MAJBOOR  kar  deta  the. BARSAAT KI EK RAAT  mein  LAAWARIS  dil  me  SHOLAY  bhadak  uthe.  Logon  se  YAARANA  badhakar  ye  SAUDAGAR  apna  KHOON PASINA  bahata  h... more...
 12:57 | 31/Aug/2007
Fastest thing in the World
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.One common question was asked to all of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so... more...
 12:34 | 30/Aug/2007
TIT for TAT
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er...  Excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?" She responds in a loud voice :  " NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"  Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surp... more...
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 Kiran Raivad... | 00:04 | 18/Dec/2007
Friends: (127)  | City: Calcutta  | Interests: journalism, liter...
Hi, I need your advice. How does one cope with all the blogs that are being posted and manage to read and give comments as well?  This is a genuine dilemma as I know how I jump when I see any intimation of comment posted and rush to read the comment. I had read in one article on blogging that I am not the only who mimics an ape while sighting a com...  more...
 silent preacher | 18:22 | 23/Nov/2007
Friends: (4)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: PREACHING.....
'Love' and 'Pain': The two sides of the ...
It took me time to understand this simple but yet so complicated word called “emotion”. And this what I understood about ‘love’ and ‘pain’.  Love and pain are nothing but the two sides of the same coin called  emotion.People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's b...  more...
 manav agarwal | 17:57 | 6/Dec/2007
Friends: (87)  | City: Coimbatore  | Interests: books, music, nat...
Cotton
Cotton is fun and fashionable. Its beauty and natural comfort make the world a better place. Can you imagine a world without cotton? It's often the first fiber we touch when we are born into the world… and it stays with us throughout our lives. Consumer demand clearly shows that people want cotton in their lives all year long because the comfort an...  more...
 Sandeep Ozarde | 10:47 | 26/Oct/2007
Friends: (618)  | City: Bombay  | Interests: BREAKFAST: Assam ...
The Real Shopping-Cart Revolution
Five hundred years of progress packed into a sack of flour.By J. Bradford DeLong, Wired MagHere's some food for thought.A smart shopper can buy a 5-pound bag of Gold Medal flour for 69 cents. That's enough to feed three people for a day - 7,500 easy-to-digest, relatively nutritious, and potentially tasty calories. All for less than 0.7 percent of a...  more...
 Harshada Joshi | 14:46 | 11/Aug/2006
Friends: (10)  | City: Thane  | Interests: music, reading bo...
Shortcuts to Success
Shortcuts to SuccessPLAN while others are playing. STUDY  while others are sleeping.DECIDE while others are delaying.PREPARE while others are daydreaming.BEGIN while others are procrastinating.WORK  while others are wishing.SAVE while others are wasting.LISTEN while others are talking.SMILE while others are frowning.COMMEND while others are critici...  more...
 Amit Agrawal | 23:11 | 6/Dec/2007
Friends: (256)  | City: New Delhi  | Interests: hayaa aur hayaat
kahin koyi
kahin koyi manzil chhupi to hogikahin koyi aas dabi bhi hogikaise chudaoon apne haathon se lahoomere jurm ki panaah kahin to hogibaar baar hai beshumaar hai kehta hai dilhar baar dil ki sada tum tak pahunchi to hogidin guzar chuka hai raat bhi rawaan hogiis shabe gham ki bhi to koyi subah zaroor hogichalta jaaoonga jab talak na milegi mujhesaahil k...  more...
 swati rohatgi | 09:16 | 17/Dec/2007
Friends: (233)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: to have fun, shar...
Español de la cultura y la incitación al...
hi folksnow i can honestly say that spanish is the spice of life for me ;). In fact when Joseph read my blog he asked Sriram : why have you never featured in the blog?siriam: well for that I have to attend a class first!Actually i missed the last class of Spanish so I asked Devika what happened:Me: Hey i missed the last class, what happened?Devika:...  more...
 Shweta Iyengar | 15:40 | 20/Feb/2007
Friends: (75)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: knowing the diver...
to give or not to give
Psychology says people choose to be sick (this sure is not the same as pretend to be sick)...they hold on or attract certain sicknesses because if offers them preferential treatment...even logic and evidence based medicine recognises "psychosomatic illness"(the origin of the illness in the mind)Now which parent would yell at a sick child for low gr...  more...
 Isha Cally | 11:50 | 20/Oct/2006
Friends: (340)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Nothing,,,,,!
SHUBH DEEPAWALI
WISHING ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,,,,JOY, SPLENDOUR, HAPPINESS AND PROSPERTY ON THIS FUN FILLED OCCASION OF DIWALI,,,! MAY THIS FESTIVE OF LIGHT BRIGHTENS & BRING PEACE AND PROSPERITY IN LIFE... HAPPY DIWALI,,,!    more...
 suryakanth m | 13:20 | 22/Jan/2007
Friends: (106)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Reading,Writing,W...
Aashiq marte nahi....
Aashiq marte nahi,     Dafnaye jaate hai... Kabr khod kar dekho,     Apne mehbooba ke intezaar me paaye jaate he... Hindu kehte he ise jala do,     Musalman kehte he ise dafna do... Magar is bedard zamane me koi ye nahi kehta,     Isko iski mehbooba se mila do...  more...
 priya chobra | 14:08 | 1/Sep/2007
Friends: (247)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Hot Hot N Mast Ma...
HANDWRITING TIPS!!
Your Handwriting Means  If letters slant to the left: Indicates introspection and a lot of emotional control. If letter slant to the right: Reveals a person who's outgoing, friendly, impulsive, and emotionally open. If letters are straight up and down: The sign of someone who's ruled by the head, not the heart. Letters that slant in more than one ...  more...
 Dheeraj Khanna | 21:15 | 19/Aug/2007
Friends: (331)  | Interests: cricket, movies, ...
The Bourne Series...... download now!!
The Bourne Ultimatum has turn out to be huge this summer in Hollywood. So I thought, why not give a tribute to that great spy-master Robert Ludlum who created Bourne and made him a delicious character, an anti-thesis of James Bond.So I give you the The Bourne Trilogy. Now available for download.Go ahead, get ready for a thrilling ride.Downloand the...  more...
 Lesliey Tripaty | 06:26 | 12/Dec/2006
Friends: (159)  | City: Bhubaneshwar  | Interests: http://www.leslie...
WELL  DIS IS A CLIP OF INTERVIEW OF MINE FEATURED IN AN ORIYA MAGAZINE  more...
 Vidhya Balaji | 08:12 | 12/Sep/2007
Friends: (87)  | City: santa clara  | Interests: Anything which ca...
Love you Nalini Attai
On an eventless Sunday noon, my voicemail informed me that my aunt (Father’s first cousin) had finally succumbed to cancer. News of the death of a close one always numbs me at first and this one numbed me more than ever. This is for you Nalini Attai to tell you that you are always going to be with me in my thoughts and actions. I was besotted with ...  more...
 jatin patil | 17:15 | 21/Apr/2006
Friends: (1)  | Interests: net surfing
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 Mahe R | 02:22 | 25/Oct/2007
Friends: (49)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: INDIA-politics , ...
Jai Jai Communists of India
Its been a long while since my last appearance on the Iland space, though unintentional.I could not resist, when I came across this piece of news that said : " five out of 17 nuclear power plants have been shut down for want of fuel", but say Jai Communism. Long live Communist party of India ( M), Communist party of India(a), Communist party of Ind...  more...
 Mahima Natraj | 21:15 | 18/Sep/2006
Friends: (7)  | City: Mysore  | Interests: Travelling, Photo...
Dil Dhoondtha Hai
Hamara dil aap ka haiDil mein hai aap ki dhadkanDhadkan ne baandhi aise bandhanHum bane aap ki dulhan (khwabon mein)Koi toofan na karsaka humko doorHamari pyaar mein thi itni taakat huzoorHamari pyaar thi hamari ghuroorJo aaj hogay hai choor choorNa aap bewafa na humDil ki ghar mein hai ghumJahan abbhi dhoondhe hai humDhadkan aapki, aapki kasamAap ...  more...
 vicky podiz | 12:47 | 11/Jun/2007
Friends: (49)  | Interests: Blogging , video ...
17 years ago !
A big hello to everyone!  Its been a long break from rediff iland and I hope the citizens of rediff iland would pardon me for the long absence considering my new marriage status !  When I was digging into a pile of old files and papers , I found some interesting piece of papers ! It was written on Feb , 1990 . 17 years back !  17 years back there w...  more...
 Anil Goel | 13:41 | 17/Dec/2007
Friends: (750)  | Interests: Bollywood, Group ...
Dial 1 for the future
http://www.indianexpress.com/printerFrie ndly/251091.htmlGoogle or Microsoft...who will define the future?I personally think the future will rest somewhere in the middle - so the same experience that MSFT has conditioned us to but everything else changed behind. Its like a MSFT experience served up by Google if you know what I mean.The web browser t...  more...
 A J | 16:13 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (256)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: The OSS method of...
बाँध लो मुझे ऐसे बंधन में, जैसे खुद की समझ ना रहे, तुम को जो पा ल...  more...
 sajid merchant | 17:54 | 12/Jul/2007
Friends: (64)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Reading, Writing,...
Paid Holiday
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 uma krishnan | 19:23 | 7/May/2007
Friends: (30)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading on a vari...
How people change
After about 12 years, I got to speak to the girl who was my best friend in school days. I was extremely excited with the anticipation of the call from her end. But when the call did come, i was stumped beyond description. She was no longer the girl, I knew and was extremely close to. Her attitude, thinking and even style of talking had changed beyo...  more...
 ma ya | 20:24 | 15/Dec/2007
Friends: (175)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: watching cricket ...
dhul-hijja (MONTH OF BAKRID)
TEN GOOD DAYS FOR YOU...OH BELIEVERS OF ALLAH..!Of all the days of this world, the most excellent are the Blessed Ten Days of Dhul-Hijjah.Allah has preferred the Ten Days Dhul-Hijjah over All the other Days of the year.By the dawn, By the ten nights And by the even and the odd" surah al-Fajr 89:1-2 Dhul-Hijjah (the Month of Hajj) isthe 12th month o...  more...
 Shailey | 14:23 | 26/Nov/2007
Friends: (54)  | City: Faridabad  | Interests: Life is beautiful
Thanks & Bye
Doston, Bahut dino tak aap logo ka sath raha, bahut izzat aur bahut pyaar mila aap logo se, par ab kuch karno se aap sabhi se izazat leti hu.... is vade ke sath ki wapas aaoungi ek din.... ek nayee jindagi ki shuruat ki khabar liye.... Aap sabhi ko mera bahut bahut shukriya.... Love Shailey      more...
 Madhavan PK | 20:49 | 16/Dec/2007
Friends: (327)  | Interests: Books, crossword,...
Ubiquitous
My current list of the ubiquitous includes fitness centers, beauty parlours, cell phones, retail chains and taxis of all hues. Till recently, I was listing the rather mundane auto rickshaws, mosquitoes, water buckets and queues, teaching shops and political cutouts. The auto rickshaw ride in Chennai is an experience in itself. If you want the real ...  more...
 sai narayan | 14:54 | 19/Aug/2007
Friends: (74)  | City: sydney  | Interests: tennisreading fic...
A simple tale
I recently bought a DVD for my kid. It was about Tenali Raman tales. When we put the DVD, my kid was sleeping and I and my wife ended up watching it ! The simple tales are engrossing even for us, and I thought I'd share one of them here.-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------One day the king was discussing some...  more...
 Joy Kaidharath | 09:07 | 21/Nov/2007
Friends: (1459)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Social upliftment
This MAY BE LAST POST FROM ME, IT ALL WI...
This may be my last post, depending on the out come of the decision of Justice Radhakrishnan and Justice Dalvi at 2.30 p.m.  Case detail is given in the image which is given at the end.If this is the last post, then see you in the next world (if what the religions teach is truth).  If not, then it does not make any difference, because then, we will...  more...
 seeniraj siv... | 20:59 | 3/Dec/2007
Friends: (67)  | City: Tuticorin-628005  | Interests: www.shivamaha.com
மூச்சĬ...
குசேலĪ 5;ாக இருந்Ī 0;ாலும் குபேரĪ 5;ாக இருந்Ī 0;ாலும் சந்தோī 9;மாக வா&#...  more...
 ajay mane | 11:02 | 10/Oct/2006
Friends: (13)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Drawing, Music, R...
Promise to come Back
That Resplendent Round shapeWho give everlasting Light to this Universe;Drag the Shawl of Atmosphere on his bodyand get invisible beyond that,Extravagantly scattered Sea.But Before that he gave us The Promise to Come back.And the Wind near the Shore of the Seacontinuously keeps flowing.The SeaWhims keep dashingon the Shore of the Sea.And the Sea al...  more...
 Reshma Thakkar | 12:23 | 14/Dec/2007
Friends: (1871)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: drawing,reading,s...
LIFE
Life can be compared to sleep.You close your eyes and prefer to be in darkness,Thinking it to be a restful phase.The dreams are nothing but your life events,Which you seem so attached to.Sunrise can be compared to death.The light streams in.Your eyes open,The dream ends,And reality sets in.The dreams now appear unreal to you.When I say "death",I me...  more...
 Hellz Angel | 15:40 | 10/Dec/2007
Friends: (382)  | City: The other side of heaven  | Interests: numm... aint feel...
naught-ness... ... ...
ek jhalak unki dekhne ko ye dil tarasta hai... talkin.. .eatin... workin... laughin...livin da drama... actin as ppl want me to...betrayin my own slf...lying to wht i feel deep down...am i even LIVIN??? or is tht also a LIE??? ek arsa ho gaya hai muskuraake... aansoo ki tamanna bhi nahi hai ab tho thinkin of y i have to under go ths???brain jus sto...  more...
 Black magician | 15:49 | 9/Aug/2007
Friends: (42)  | City: Dehradun  | Interests: Book reading, Mov...
Let's start smiling..Coz someone is maki...
Hi friends,I am attaching something that could probably take five mins for u guys to go thru..and well if u trust me(I don’t give a damn if u don’t either),I wish you went thru it.and at anyone point of time, should this bring a smile on ur face(Hell yeah,I have been laughing so hard that my wrinkles have drained out into my eye balls),make sure yo...  more...
 bublideepa g | 13:05 | 4/Nov/2007
Friends: (117)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: trekking,roaming ...
Hiello!
Hello to each & every romantic heart here! Beautiful iland .......... life is beautiful on this iland ............. enjoying every bit of it ..... See ya soon ........    more...
 Angel Eyez | 12:39 | 18/Apr/2007
Friends: (81)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: POETRY n MUSIC
To my alarm clock
Every morning I lie there innocently sleepingWhen the peace is ruptured by a horrible beeping.My serenity ripped asunder, sudden and drasticBy this evil, demonic, red-eyed piece of plastic.I roll over in pain and pound on the snooze,Groaning, moaning, thinking 'What's there to lose?''Don't make me get up, just nine minutes more.'The same thing I've...  more...
 J G | 22:51 | 27/Nov/2007
Friends: (486)  | City: Noida  | Interests: Reading, Music, K...
This is a forwarded msg. hope worth sharing with you all...If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "He...  more...
 swarup chatt... | 12:26 | 27/Oct/2007
Friends: (104)  | City: Noida  | Interests: Cricket, Football...
FESTIVAL DHAMAKA
Hi Friends,During this festival seasion(from 27th October'07  to 31st December'07) if you buy product from my online shopping mall (www.mymodicare.com/swarupchattopadhyay)of minimum Rs. 1000/-  you will get 5% assured cash back.You will also be able to enter into the "FESTIVAL DHAMAKA CONTEST" for 100% cash back of your product purchase from my onl...  more...
 Sandeep Ohri | 06:31 | 5/Dec/2007
Friends: (368)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading non-ficti...
Higher Electricity Bills .. again ?
If you don't take action now .. you may end up paying higher electricity bills .. again !!Just a small reminder that there is a Public Hearing on Dec 6th at the YB Chavan Auditorium (Opp. Mantralaya), Mumbai - at 11 am. This is to hear public suggestions / comments on MSEDCL's petition to increase electricity tariff in lieu of imposing second "stag...  more...
 black dronser | 11:17 | 18/Oct/2006
Friends: (227)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: programing ,sport...
best wishes
Khushi bhi doston se haiGam bhi doston se haiTakraar bhi doston se haiPyar bhi doston se haiRoothna bhi doston se haiManana bhi doston se haiBaat bhi doston se haiMisaal bhi doston se haiNasha bhi doston se haiShaam bhi doston se haiZindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se haiZindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se haiMohabbat bhi doston se haiInaayat bhi do...  more...
 Mainak Mazumder | 01:36 | 9/Dec/2007
Friends: (620)  | City: GREEN PLANET  | Interests: Disaster Manageme...
CLIMATE CHANGE AND SUSTAINABILITY
Climate Change and Its Impacts Our personal perception of Climate Change is largely developed through experience and interpretation of records compiled by our ancestors. People who grow up in the warmer temperate regions and tropics are in awe at the first sight of snow, no matter what they have read or visualized from film and television. It is al...  more...
 Akash Mishra | 11:50 | 6/Oct/2006
Friends: (29)  | City: lucknow  | Interests: Reading books, Li...
Secret of happy married life
Here’s the untold secret of married life....!!! A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained th...  more...
 bud san | 13:33 | 19/Nov/2007
Friends: (113)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading , music
Ye Nasha
Ye nasha kaisa hai Jo utarta hi nahi Piye hue barso beet gaye Khumari jaye har pal badhti   Ye nasha kaisa hai Main jhoom oothi Roke rukte nahi ab ye Badhte   kadam har ghadi   Ye nasha kaisa hai Pyas bujhi bhi aur nahi bhi Kya tumne bhi kiya hai Aisa pyara sa nasha kabhi?  more...
 chitra priya... | 19:58 | 21/Oct/2007
Friends: (382)  | City: ernakulam  | Interests: YOU CAME FROM NO ...
School memories Last bench chatting… silly fights Under bench munching Those yawned teachers Naughty pranks … out stood classes School uniforms … school trees Deep friendship … game period Lunch time … special cl